Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Another Current Events Rant

It has been a while since I've gone on one of my patented rants about current events.  I suspect some of you will agree with some of my comments below, while I suspect some of you will vehemently disagree with others.  You are entitled to your opinion just like I am and that's all this is: a Festivus-style airing of grievances.  Let's go...

Climate Change, Forced Electrification and Natural Gas- If the polar vortex and record winter cold last week taught us nothing else, it's that we need reliable energy and safeguards in place to ensure people are able to heat their homes in bitter winter cold and cool their homes during scorching summer heat waves.  If Texas taught us nothing else (more on that in a bit), it's that maybe a little regulatory oversight isn't be a bad thing.  Solely trusting in and relying upon energy companies to "do the right thing" to winterize their equipment and ensure that the power grid is capable of handling weather extremes is clearly not the answer.  From windmills to gas pipelines to electrical substations, shortcuts were taken and corners were cut and the results were nearly catastrophic.

We also should hopefully now all understand the importance of diversification in our respective national energy portfolios.  Much like financial advisors encourage investors to diversify their portfolios and not put all of their proverbial eggs in one basket, we as a nation need to apply that same lesson to our energy needs.  Forced electrification is a bad idea.  Solely relying on so-called "renewable energy" like wind and solar is likewise a bad idea.  Wind and solar should certainly be a part of the solution but we also need things like natural gas or electricity from coal to help balance things out.  That way, if the winds aren't blowing and the sun isn't out, we still have energy resources we can use to heat homes and businesses.  Pipelines may be repugnant to some but they also help ensure energy reliability and energy independence, not to mention offer some really good paying jobs.  We can't just shut them down and then cross our fingers and hope for nationwide sunny, windy, mild weather.

Don't get me wrong - climate change is real and we need to take steps to address it.  But much like investing all of your 401k in Enron stock was a bad idea in the early 2000s, relying solely on renewable energy is a bad idea in 2021.  If we focus on balancing things out between renewable sources like solar and wind and more reliable things like natural gas, we can help fight climate change while also avoiding horrifying scenes like we saw in Texas last week.

Texas politicians - Speaking of Texas, it was NOT a very good week for most politicians in Texas, in particular the governor (who blamed frozen windmills for the power crisis while ignoring the fact that said windmills only account for a small percentage of the energy Texans use) and a certain Senator who flipped his constituents the bird and decided to take a vacation while the people he is supposed to represent are, in some cases, literally freezing to death.  More on that jackass in a minute.  Some of the very politicians who were making fun of California for rolling blackouts last year looked like idiots when similar rolling blackouts showed up in the Lone Star State.  From Greg Abbott to Ted Cruz to Rick Perry to some small town yahoo mayor named Tim Boyd, Texas politicians had a very, very bad week last week.  However, there was one notable exception. Beto O'Rourke, who was defeated in his campaign for Senate in 2018, rose to the challenge and made phone calls and arrangements to get people into warming centers, amongst other things.  I wonder if Texans will remember the stark difference between how Cruz handled the crisis vs. how O'Rourke handled it when they go to the polls in 2024.

Ted Cruz - A college acquaintance recently referred to Cruz as a "despicable loser" when responding to one of Cruz's gratuitous Facebook posts following the Cancun debacle and I really can't think of a better phrase to describe him.  Keep in mind, this is a guy who responded to insults about his wife and father made by Donald Trump in 2016 by endorsing Trump and becoming his lapdog for the next 4 years.  He even tried to overthrow the 2020 presidential election to keep the guy who insulted his family in power.  Talk about despicable and spineless!  Then, when the rest of Texas is hunkering down in cold houses without power and water, Cruz responds to the crisis by taking a family trip to Cancun where they will stay at the friggin' Ritz Carlton.  Then, when he gets caught playing hooky, he lies about how long he was going to be there and then blames his daughters.  Now that's what you call a stand-up guy!

To me, however, the most galling thing about Cruz is that he casts himself as somebody who is fighting for the average American.  Never mind that the guy was born in Canada, went to a private high school, Princeton for his undergrad and Harvard for law school.  Never mind that he apparently has the resources to not just book a vacation on a whim but to do so in Mexico at a luxury hotel.  He bashes career politicians while neglecting to point out that he's spent his entire adult life in politics.  He's as divorced from reality as any politician in the country.  He lambasts Democrats for being too partisan while being the epitome of a partisan hack himself.  If the voters of Texas look at Ted Cruz and say "Yeah, give me more of that!," I don't know what can be done to help them.

Josh Hawley - No discussion of out of touch politicians can be had without including Missouri Senator Josh Hawley, whom I not so fondly refer to as Senator Phony Carpetbagger.  Like Cruz, he portrays himself as being a champion for the average American, usually by playing up the fact that he grew up in a small town in Missouri.  Of course, that little narrative ignores that fact that he went to high school at an elite private prep school in Kansas City and that he did his undergrad at Stanford and law school at Yale.  He then taught in London before moving back to Missouri to plot his political future.  When running for Attorney General in 2016, he aired ads blasting his opponents as only being concerned with using the Attorney General role as a springboard for higher office.  (The ad used a bunch of ladders to illustrate the point.)  But then, after winning election as Attorney General, he does the very thing that he excoriated his opponents for doing.  Barely more than a year later, he ran for Senator.

But it's more than that.  He claims to be in touch with the average Missourian while not even living or having a house in Missouri.  In order to vote in this past fall's election in Missouri, he used his sister's address as his own address.  Why?  Because the only house he owns and lives at is in Virginia.  In early January, after making it known that he was going to contest the presidential election results on January 6, he whined and complained about people who demonstrated outside of his Virginia home.  He blasted them on Twitter. He said they made his wife and young child feel threatened.  But what happened when rioters broke into the U.S. Capitol a few days later and actually threatened and killed people?  He went hours without saying a damn word about it before issuing a lame tweet sort of condemning the attack.  He's a smarmy, calculating, power hungry snake who will do and say whatever he thinks might help him get elected to higher office.  While I thought Trump was dangerous, I think Hawley is even MORE dangerous because he's more polished and more capable of concealing his schemes and machinations.

Rush Limbaugh - I'm not one to rejoice over the death of anyone, but I will say that the world is definitely a better place without Rush Limbaugh on the airwaves.  He was intolerant and divisive and he helped foment the political discord that has been growing in this country for the past few decades.  I'll never understand how a thrice divorced drug addict ever managed to become a voice for so-called "family values."  Then again, many of the people who viewed him as such also thought a twice-divorced, adulterous con man was a great president, so perhaps those folks are a bit delusional.  Unfortunately, Limbaugh is a native Missourian, so the yahoos in Jeff City want to honor him with a Rush Limbaugh Day in Missouri.  Because celebrating a garrulous, xenophobic bigot is always such a good look for a state.  Sadly, these days, it seems very on-brand for the Show-Me State.

QAnon/MAGA Morons - Have all of those doofuses who bought into the whole QAnon satanic pedophile cabal, Donald Trump as savior people come to their senses yet?  Or are they still waiting with baited breath for that much ballyhooed Emergency Broadcast Message?  The fact that so many people fell for that garbage would be incredibly sad if it wasn't so scary.

Minimum Wage Increases - I realize that most of my rant thus far as skewed to the left, so let me balance it out a bit.  There's still a lot of talk about a $15 national minimum wage.  This is, quite frankly, not a great idea.  While I agree that a $7.25 minimum wage is too low, I think we need to rely on states, municipalities and businesses to address the issue rather than it be driven by federal edict.  Thirty states + DC along with countless cities have already increased their respective minimum wages above (and, in most cases, well above) the federal minimum wage.  While I think the "minimum wage hikes kill jobs" argument made by some conservatives is a little overblown, there is a tipping point where an increase in wages will result in either more automation or fewer hours for those low wage employees.  I also think that the wage rates necessary in Seattle or San Francisco or New York may not make as much sense in Poplar Bluff, MO or Tifton, GA.  While it's unconscionable for employers like Amazon to skimp on employee wages while making money hand-over-fist, I also know that there are some small businesses that genuinely can't afford to pay every one of their employees twice as much as they are now.  They are already hanging on by a thread and the increased cost could put them out of business. Rather than taking a one size fits all approach, I think it needs to be an approach that's tailored both by the geographic location of the business as well as the size of said business.  A Target or a Walmart in a large city or suburban area can afford to pay more per hour than a small diner or antiques business in a small town and they shouldn't both be forced to play by the same set of rules.

I think the people advocating for the $15 federal minimum wage need to look at what has happened at grocery stores and big box stores all across the country over the last decade.  Go to a Target or a Walmart and notice that only a few registers have cashiers (with undoubtedly long lines) while the number of "self service kiosks" has increased.  This is partly a response to increased wages for employees.  They may pay the employees $12 an hour instead of $9 an hour but they are also going to have fewer of those employees and more self checkouts.  I'm not saying I agree with that approach by the corporations but we also need to be realistic and acknowledge that it exists and it might be exacerbated if we push the wage envelope too far too fast.

College Loan Forgiveness - Let me start out by saying that I am incredibly grateful that my parents paid for my college education, so I was able to graduate without any student debt.  My wife and I are fortunate enough to be in a position to do the same for our kids.  Having said that, I know there are millions of young people who rely on college loans in order to get that college degree. However, the notion that we should just up and forgive all college loans doesn't strike me as a good idea, either.  If banks and other loan agencies are just forced to forgive that debt and not collect that money, that money still has to come from somewhere - either the government or they are going to raise interest rates on other loans.  Also, forgiving college loans now may make it more difficult to get similar loans for future prospective students.  What bank or agency is going to lend a student money if they know they aren't ever going to get that money back?  Rather than focusing on just unilaterally forgiving college loans, the focus should be on making college more affordable in the first place to reduce the need for those loans.  One of the best ways to do that is for state governments to stop cutting education funding or diverting that money to other pet projects.  If states did a better job of funding their colleges and universities, those schools could potentially keep tuition lower.  More affordable tuition = less need for loans.

The Filibuster in the U.S. Senate - Many people much smarter than me have written treatises in support of and against the filibuster.  In short, the filibuster essentially means than it takes 60 votes in the Senate to approve a bill and pass it into law.  There are a few ways around it but that is the general intent.  However, the result is that only the most non-controversial legislation ever gets passed and instead our Senators waste their time and our tax money mindlessly arguing and engaging in partisan politics.  For most of the first 200 years of our country, the filibuster and this "60 vote" threshold was seldom employed.  It wasn't until the 1970s when it became more common.  The result? In the late 1950s (1957-59), 25% of bills introduced in the Senate became law.  By 2005, that number had been cut in half to 12.5%.  Just 5 years later, in 2010, that amount was a miniscule 2.8%.  So, when it seems like Congress never does anything, it's because they don't and the filibuster is a big culprit of that.  The notion that 59% of a voting body can be in favor of something but essentially be overruled by 41% is not healthy.  I understand that, conceptually, the 60 vote threshold should result in more moderate legislation in order to get enough buy-in to get it passed.  But as American politics have become more and more partisan and compromise has become a dirty word, it has just resulted in gridlock and a lack of bills being passed.  The other impact is that it has resulted in more increased use of executive orders by presidents.  Because the Senate has, in essence, abdicated their responsibility and can't get anything passed, the executive branch instead tries to get things done via executive fiat.  This can be a very dangerous path and it is surely not what the Founders had in mind when they tried to craft a government with three co-equal branches.  I think we can all agree that we do not want the executive branch - regardless of which party holds the White House - to become too powerful.  The time has come to dump the filibuster - something that isn't required by the Constitution - and move to a simple majority vote.  In this way, perhaps Congress can actually spend time legislating and passing laws as opposed to doing little else besides arguing.

The Golden Globes - I'll finish things on a less serious (and less political) note and give my take on a few huge misses by The Golden Globes in terms of nominations.  The fact that Better Call Saul, one of the best shows on TV (not just currently but ever) is not nominated for best drama series is a JOKE.  The show is nuanced, the cinematography is incredible, the acting top notch and the gradual unfolding of the titular character from ambulance chasing Jimmy McGill to the criminal lawyer Saul Goodman of Breaking Bad is nothing short of brilliant.  It's criminal (pun intended) that the show wasn't even nominated.  Likewise, the fact that Rhea Seehorn's didn't receive a nomination for her portrayal of Kim Wexler is ridiculous.  She was arguably as big a piece of last season as Bob Odenkirk's title character and the fact that she didn't even receive a nomination is an injustice.  Her performance in the final scene of the penultimate episode of the season ALONE should have garnered a nomination.  It was an incredibly tense scene that was largely carried by Seehorn. Also, I'm about 3/4 of the way through the final season of Schitt's Creek and I still don't understand what the fuss is all about.  I'll tackle that a bit more in an upcoming blog post but I think that show is every bit as overrated as Better Call Saul is underrated.  I am in total agreement with the serious and multiple acting nominations for Ozark, a show that has gotten better with each successive season.  My only beef with that show - aside from Julia Garner's way too frequent use of the f word - is that it wasn't actually filmed in Missouri.

Whew....that was a long one with a lot of content.  Thanks for sticking with it through the whole thing and reading it until the end.  I feel better having gotten that rant out of my system.


 


Friday, January 1, 2021

Things I Learned in 2020

Well, we made it. 2020, a year that has been a terrible for many, many people, is finally over.  We're on to 2021, a year that - surely - will be better than this past year.  Right?

As we push into a new year, I thought I'd share a list of things that I learned from and during 2020.  Here we go:

In 2020, I learned:

  • What "social distancing" is
  • How many Americans apparently really hate concrete things like science and facts; it's quite frightening
  • That people (mainly Americans) are much more selfish, self-centered and self-involved than I ever realized
  • That wearing a mask really isn't that big of a deal; the fact that it has become a political statement is complete garbage
  • That maybe a health insurance system that ties insurance to employment isn't such a good idea
  • That a shocking number of Americans are okay with authoritarianism and fascism
  • That a shocking number of Americans think fascism and communism are the same thing
  • That a shocking number of Americans have no idea what "socialism" and "Marxism" actually mean; they just merely parrot talking points that they've seen online or on TV
  • That having a president who runs the government like a mob boss is every bit of a bad idea as you would expect
  • That millions of Americans are perfectly okay with voter suppression and disenfranchisement
  • That white supremacy and xenophobia are (unfortunately) alive in well in America
  • That the members of Trump's cult are even more delusional than I realized
  • That Trump is as big of a loser and crybaby as we all thought
  • That many conservatives and evangelicals apparently agree with "my body, my choice" after all - well, maybe, sometimes...but don't point out their hypocrisy
  • That Josh Hawley is even more of a ladder-climbing douche bag that I previously thought; seriously, it's embarrassing that this fake, carpet bagging sycophant serves as my "representative" in the Senate
  • That Eliah Drinkwitz was a really good hire for Mizzou and I look forward to what he can accomplish in CoMo
  • That Doug Armstrong is a stone cold killer as a GM and the Blues are better off because of it
  • That the Blues still care about trying to win a championship while the Cardinals are content to be mediocre
  • That my son will become a Mizzou Tiger in 2021
  • That I don't think I ever want to work from home on a permanent basis
  • How much I miss sitting down at a restaurant and eating a meal
  • That I really miss going to live sporting events but didn't miss watching them on TV as much as I thought I would
  • That Vince Gilligan is a friggin' genius who has given us two of the greatest TV shows of all time, "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul"
  • That a quarantine without Netflix would be absolutely brutal
  • What a great lyricist B.J. Barham is - American Aquarium's "Lamentations" was a masterpiece
  • That sometimes hard work and stepping up and taking on more responsibility doesn't pay off
  • That I am incredibly blessed - with a good job, a wonderful wife and two terrific kids; I've grown to appreciate those things even more this year
Happy New Year to you and yours!  Thanks for reading!


Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Election Thoughts and Observations

We made it!  We survived one of the craziest, most divisive election cycles in American history.  Regardless of your political viewpoints, the results probably aren’t what people expected or were hoping for.  While some of you reading this may protest and say that the presidential election isn’t over and is still up for grabs, I beg to differ.  They should count all the votes and determine those final counts, but I’m confident that the presidential race has been decided and a new president will be inaugurated in January.

Having said that, I wanted to share some of my observations, thoughts and analyses of what we all just witnessed and lived through.  I realize that some of you will likely disagree with some of my takes – perhaps even vehemently so – but that’s okay.  I have the right to speak my mind and you have the right to agree or disagree with me.  That’s one of the many things that makes this country so great.

 Here we go…

 

Increased turnout and participation in democracy is a beautiful thing!  Put aside your thoughts on who won the election and whether or not mail-in voting should be allowed (it absolutely should).  We’ll deal with some of those topics later.  But let’s start on a positive note by reveling in the fact that a record number of voters participated in this year’s election.  While I doubt there’s any way to truly count the number of ballots that were turned in for all of the various races, proposals and amendments up and down the ballots from sea to shining sea, we know that more than 150 million ballots were cast for president.  That is OUTSTANDING.  People of all political parties and persuasions and backgrounds took the time to exercise their right to vote.  Folks from both the left and right were successful in turning out their supporters, not to mention those of us independents participating as well.  Whether people voted by mail, by absentee, in person early or in person on election day, everybody should be happy that the populace was so engaged in this election and exercised their right to vote.

 

We are truly a nation divided.  150 million ballots for president and the overall results were 51/49 or close to 50/50.  The Senate will continue to be split almost 50/50 between Republicans and Democrats.  The House will still favor the Democrats, but only by one of the slimmest margins in years.  However you want to look at it, there’s roughly 50% of the country that leans or votes Democratic and there’s roughly 50% of the country that leans or votes Republican.  There’s always been a split, but it also seems like the pendulum has swung back and forth over the years.  For the past decade or so, however, it seems like the two sides have pushed outward from the middle and created a division as great as anything we’ve experienced in the last 150 years.  Outside of a handful of states – and if you’ve been paying attention at all over the past few weeks, you know which states I’m talking about – things are divided.  States are either ruby red or royal blue.  There seem to be very few exceptions.  My home state of Missouri is a perfect example.  For decades, Missouri was the consummate bellwether state – swinging back and forth between red and blue, voting for the winner of the presidential contest in all but one presidential election between 1904 and 2004.  Over the past 15-20 years, however, that has changed noticeably.  Every statewide office (governor, lieutenant governor, auditor, attorney general, etc.) is held by a Republican.  Both of our senators are Republicans, as are 6 of our 8 representatives in the House. It didn’t use to be like that, but now the few urban areas (St. Louis City and County, Kansas City area, Columbia) are pockets of blue in a sea of red.  There are frequent battles for funding between urban and rural interests and things sometimes get very hostile.  The recent gubernatorial election is a perfect example.  The Republican candidate was a high school graduate who is a farmer and former county sheriff.  He hails from a rural area and his campaign ads tried to make him seem down to earth.  (“It all started on a farm.”) The Democratic candidate was a female who has both a bachelor’s degree and an MBA and has been the state auditor.  She’s from the St. Louis area.  The end result was predictable.  The more educated, urban and suburban folks largely voted for the Democratic candidate, while the less educated, rural and small town folks overwhelmingly voted for the Republican candidate.

 

The much talked about “blue wave” didn’t really happen.  Yes, it appears that Trump got voted out of office and a Democrat will be back in the White House, but the races down ballot were a decidedly mixed bag for those clamoring for a blue wave.  The Democrats may have picked up a seat or two in the Senate, but they didn’t flip it like they’d hoped.  At the same time, the Democrats actually LOST seats in the House, something else that they did not anticipate.  So while the voters have ousted Trump from the Oval Office, the overall election results were more inconclusive.  Why is that?  For one, it goes to show how unpopular President Trump was.  Looking at the overall results of all contests, we have to assume many people voted for Biden as president while voting for other Republicans down ballot.  In other words, Trump himself was rejected more so than the Republican platforms in general.  This is a very important point.  For many years now, we’ve heard the media and talking heads telling us how the demographic changes in the country favor the Democrats and that Republicans need to adjust or else they will nearly become extinct.  On paper or in looking at demographic data, that may appear to be true.  But that has still not necessarily been the case in practice.  One could argue that these past two general elections have been more about the top of the ticket than anything else.  In 2016, Trump beat Hillary at least in part because a lot of people REALLY didn’t like her.  The argument could be made that potentially any other Democratic candidate besides Hillary would have beaten Trump.  By the same token, in 2020, Biden beat Trump likely largely in part because a lot of people REALLY didn’t like Trump.  It’s more a repudiation of Trump than an embrace of Biden.  Outside of the presidential race, I have to believe that some of the things advocated by Democratic candidates and campaigns – things like “defunding the police” and “Medicare for All” – are not as popular amongst the general electorate as Democrats would like.  As a result, that may have cost the Democrats some races at the Senate, House and Governor levels and Democrats need to circle the wagons and find better approaches or better messages if they want to country as a whole to embrace some of the items in their platform.

 

Republicans still have problems at the top of the ticket.  Going back to 1992, the Republican presidential candidate has lost the popular vote seven times in the last eight presidential contests.  They have won the electoral college on three occasions but they’ve only won the popular vote once.  That should be considered a concerning trend for Republicans, especially as there becomes more of a push to abolish the electoral college or more states are considering awarding their electoral votes to the winner of popular vote nationwide.  If a baseball player was only batting .125, he’d be benched and likely working very hard to find ways to increase his success at the plate.  I think the Republicans need to take the same approach.

 

If we’re going to talk about election shenanigans, let’s be holistic about it.  Much has been made over the past few weeks about election fraud.  Most of it has been levied by the Republicans claiming that the Democrats are trying to steal the election via mail-in voting, votes by dead people, etc.  Most of those accusations are unproven hogwash.  But if the Republicans are going to blast Democrats for those purported misdeeds, it’s only fair to point out some of the things Republicans have done to try to “steal” the election as well.  They’ve purged voter rolls.  They’ve advocated for and, in some places, instituted more stringent voter ID requirements.  They’ve done whatever they can to thwart mail-in voting, from restricting the number of locations where those ballots can be submitted (I’m looking at you, Texas) to brazenly trying to handicap the U.S. Postal Service to try to hamper mail-in voting.  These are all efforts at voter suppression – efforts to make it more difficult to vote.  Obviously, the Republicans have reached the conclusion that the more people that vote, the worse their chances are at winning, so they are trying to throw up obstacles to voting.  But isn’t that the wrong approach?  Instead of trying to suppress voters, wouldn’t it be better to modify your party’s platforms and policies to make them more attractive regardless of how many people vote?  While the Democrats need to take time to step back and look at their policies as noted above to determine why the “blue wave” didn’t come to fruition, the Republicans need to take time to step back at consider why they feel like they have to engage in voter suppression and disenfranchisement in order to win.  Mail-in ballots (which are used exclusively in a number of states) are not inherently bad.  Neither are absentee ballots.  Neither is in-person early voting.  These are all ways to make it easier for voters to participate in the election process, which is a WONDERFUL thing.  Instead of pushing back on them, Republicans should embrace them and try to make the system work as smoothly as possible.  If your party has reached the conclusion that more voters voting = us losing, the problem is the process of voting.  It’s your party and their policies.

 

Our election system needs some serious TLC.  It is unfathomable to me that I can receive phone calls on a watch that also tracks my steps, my heart rate and my sleep but we as a country can’t come up with a better way to count ballots.  There HAS to be a better way.  I have no problem with mail-in voting but I think it’s asinine that states can receive ballots in October but they can’t count them until Election Day.  I have no problem with in-person voting (that’s how I always do it), but I think we need to be more flexible with regard to early in-person voting, the number of polling places, etc.  Since free and fair elections are the hallmark of our democracy, we should do whatever we can to make it easier for every legal voter to vote and easier to count all of those votes in a timely manner.

 

Who are the political leaders and stars of the future for each party?  While Joe Biden will be the de-facto leader of the Democratic party for at least the next few years, I don’t think anyone views him as the star or leader of the party for the future.  However, the Democrats have several rising stars who project to be prominent figures in the party for years to come.  Kamala Harris.  Corey Booker.  Stacey Abrams.  Each are younger (well, at least for politicians) and charismatic people who have the potential to serve as the face of the party and excite and turn-out voters in future elections.  I may not agree with some or most of their positions on the issues, but there’s no denying their personal charisma in much the way that Bill Clinton and Barack Obama before them had a “cool factor” that drew people to like, follow and buy into what they were saying.  Who is that person for the Republicans?  Obviously, the GOP had that in the 1980s with Ronald Reagan, but they’ve never really had that superstar since.  Some of you may point to Donald Trump, but he was always as divisive as he was charismatic.  The other supposed leaders of GOP – Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz – don’t have the personality or charisma to inspire hope or devotion.  Is there someone else out there – perhaps a governor – who can assume that mantle?  Finding that person may be the key to solving the aforementioned issue regarding losing the popular election.

 

Trump is a very effective con man – perhaps the most effective con man in history.  I’ll admit that I don’t get it.  I don’t see how people can fawn all over Donald Trump and believe everything he says, even when there is ample evidence showing that what he is saying is, oftentimes, false.  I suppose I could understand a rural, small town person buying into his anti-immigrant, anti-big city rhetoric because he’s saying what they think and have said privately for years.  (And, no, I am NOT saying that all rural, small town folks are ignorant, racist rubes who are bad people.  That is certainly not the case.)  But what baffles me is how so-called Christians and evangelicals have bought into what he’s saying.  To me, that is the biggest con of all.  He’s gotten people who purport to love God and other people and who loathe abortion to pledge allegiance to a man who seldom goes to church, treats others with hatred and disdain and who is likely personally responsible for abortions.  (Come on, you don’t think he’s knocked up some women over the years and paid and/or arranged for them to get abortions?)  He has gotten people to believe he hates immigrants, even though two of his wives were immigrants.  He has gotten people to believe he is a successful businessman in spite of multiple failed businesses and casinos over the years.  He has gotten people to believe that our tax system is punitive and too costly while he himself has beaten that same system and paid less in taxes than he’d have you believe.  Trump cares about only one thing: Trump.  However, he somehow managed to fool millions of Americans into believe that he cares about them and that he fights for them.  Think about it: a guy born into a wealthy family from New York who has five known kids from three marriages has somehow fooled countless small town Baptists that he cares about them when you and I both know he wouldn’t even acknowledge them if he didn’t think they could help him get something he wants.  He has managed to get the little guy to believe that he knows their struggles when he’s never been a little guy ever in his life.  Like I said, I don’t understand how so many people have somehow fallen under his spell.  Trump is a genuinely bad person who has gotten millions of genuinely good people to support him.  I don’t get it, but it’s undeniable.  For that long, successful con, I have to begrudgingly tip my cap to him.

 

I was wrong in 2016, but I may still wind up being right.  In October 2016, in the run up to the 2016 Presidential Election, I wrote a blog that was an open letter to the GOP.  In it, I predicted doom for the party because they wound up with Trump as their nominee.  At the time, I figured that he would lose to Hillary and it would lead to the party attacking itself and potentially coming apart at the seams.  I was wrong about Trump losing, but I may still be right about the future of the party.  Trump was not and is not a conservative.  He has, for all his faults, a unique relationship with his followers.  Many of them aren’t Republicans per se but rather Trump loyalists.  With Trump out of the picture following January 20, what happens to those voters moving forward?  Do they stay with the Republicans?  Do they withhold their support from the Republicans because they feel like they did not do enough to defend Trump in the wake of his election loss?  If the Republicans dumb things down in order to appeal to Trump’s base of rural, white, less educated, less wealthy supporters, they risk losing even more of the well-educated, more diverse folks that make up more and more of the electorate in the suburbs and urban areas.  So, my prediction was wrong as it related to the 2016 presidential election, but my overall prediction of a reckoning for the Republican Party may still wind up being right.  We will just have to wait and see.

 

Patriots exist in all parties and political backgrounds.  One of the most annoying and infuriating political developments over the past several years has been the co-opting and bastardization of the word “patriot” by Republicans and Trump supporters.  They use it as a weapon and make the claim that only Republicans or Trump supports are true patriots.  This is absolute garbage.  The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines “patriot” as “one who loves and supports his or her country.”  There are millions of people who are Democrats or who support Democratic politicians who are patriots.  Tammy Duckworth is a Democratic Senator from Illinois.  She is also military veteran who lost both of her legs during the Iraq War.  Are you telling me that she isn’t a “patriot” because she supports universal background checks, the Affordable Care Act and a pathway to citizenship?  Please.  She is more of a patriot than most people.  Pete Buttigieg is a military veteran who served in Afghanistan.  Are you telling me that he isn’t a “patriot” because he is gay, a Democrat and he supports the Green New Deal and a public option for health insurance? Give me a break.  People who love this country come in all religions, races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and political views.  Just because they may have a different view on an issue than you do, that doesn’t mean they love this country any less than you do.  No one political party or political view owns patriotism and people who argue otherwise are wrong.  Driving around in a pick-up truck with an American flag or a Trump flag doesn’t make you a patriot.  It just makes you the butt of jokes and internet memes. We need to understand that people can absolutely love this country while also trying to curb climate change or make universal healthcare a reality.  You may not agree with their position on the issues and that is perfectly okay.  But we need to stop claiming that they aren’t “patriots” or that they hate this country just because you don’t see eye-to-eye with them on everything.

 

If we’re ever really going to fix Washington, we need term limits!  Once again, I continue to be mystified by the success of incumbent politicians.  Historically, incumbent senators and representatives win re-election upwards of 90% of the time.  Year after year, we hear about how Americans hate Washington and hate Congress but yet, election after election, we keep sending the same people back there to represent us.  It’s baffling.  The only way out of this conundrum is term limits – to force there to be some turnover.  I’ve written about this topic before, but it bears repeating.  If we voters can’t save ourselves on our own, then maybe we need to be forced to do so.  The idea of term limits is nothing new.  Currently, 15 states have term limits in place for their state legislatures and 38 states have term limits in place for their governors.  If we can make it work at the state levels, why can’t we make it work at the federal level?  The hard part is that is requires a constitutional amendment.  They have been proposed in the past but have never gotten very far because it is, obviously, not in Congress’s best interest to vote to pass legislation that will eventually remove themselves from office.  But wouldn’t it be great to never have to see the faces of Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell or Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi again?  To have fresh faces, new leadership and, maybe, some new ideas?  I realize it’s a pipe dream, but every two years, as we watch incumbent after incumbent win re-election, I can’t help but yearn for it.

 

Whew.  That was a lot of thoughts and opinions on this election, wasn’t it?  Like the never-ending campaign and the longer than expected election counting, I’m worn out.  So, until next time, be kind to one another, regardless of for whom you voted. 

 

Thanks for reading.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Best and Worst City Flags - USA edition

A few years back, I did a blog post on my picks for the best and worst state flags. To refresh your memory, here is a link to that particular list: http://thegoldenrules92.blogspot.com/2017/10/best-worst-state-flags.html Now, I thought I'd follow that list up with my picks for the best and worst city flags. This was, quite frankly, much more difficult because there are so many more cities and city flags than they are states and state flags. And while most state flags are boring, there are actually quite a few cool city flags. So, in order to try to make it a little easier, I limited the choices to flags from major cities that have a population of at least 100,000 people. I've also upped the ante by giving you 10 best and 10 worst rather than 5 and 5 like I did with the state flags. Let's start with the 10 (err...11) best city flags... 

BEST CITY FLAGS

10 (tie). Pittsburgh, PA (adopted 1899) - First of all, I have to be honest. I've always been a sucker for black and gold. Maybe it's because those were my high school colors or maybe it's because those are Mizzou's colors. Regardless, I've always liked the combination of black and gold.
Pittsburgh's flag, which is black and gold, features a portion of the city's seal - which, itself features a nod to the coat of arms of the city's namesake, William Pitt - at the center. It helped established black and gold as the official color's of Pittsburgh, which has, in turn, influenced all of the city's sports teams (Pirates, Penguins and Steelers) to utilize black and gold as their color schemes.  Whereas most U.S. cities rely on some combination of red, white and blue on their flags, Pittsburgh's choice of black and gold makes it stand out from the crowd and helps tie the whole city color scheme together unlike any other city in the country.

10 (tie). Baltimore, MD (adopted 1915) - Yes, another black and gold entry.  The flag features
the Battle Monument at the center on the Calvert family colors, which also make up half of the Maryland state flag.  As that state flag made my list of the top 5 best, it stands to reason that a city flag that borrows from it would like rate highly as well.  It's different from any other city flag and its combination of a symbol that represents the city and a pattern that pays homage to the state flag gives it high marks.

9. Orlando, FL (adopted 2017) - The newest entry on our list, Orlando's flag gets points for both its symbolism and simplicity.  The prominent "O" obviously stands for Orlando, but it also doubles as the
sun and sunlight over waves, a nice nod to the copious amounts of water in and around Orlando.  The O surrounds a representation of the Lake Eola fountain, a prominent local symbol.  It also gets kudos for replacing Orlando's previous hideous, too busy city flag.  That flag, shown at right, was first introduced in 1980 and its designs screams early 1980s computer graphics.  Seriously, it's as if some guy 
designed it on his Commodore 64.  The people who decided to dump that tacky old flag in favor of something much cleaner and simple yet symbolic deserves an all-expenses paid trip to Disney World which, thankfully, is nowhere to be found on either flag.





8. Indianapolis, IN (adopted 1963) - I'll be honest.  Before starting this project, I was familiar with    very few of these city flags.  As I did my research, I was disappointed by some of the lousy flags that some really cool cities had, while I was pleasantly surprised by others.  And, in other cases, I was pleasantly surprised by both the city AND the flag.  When most people think of Indiana, they likely think of the movie "Hoosiers" - small towns, corn fields and basketball.  While that is certainly a big
part of the mythology of Indiana, did you know it is also the 17th most populous state with more than 6.7 million residents?  Likewise, did you know that Indianapolis - the state capital and largest city - is the 17th largest city in the country, with a population of more than 875,000?  The last time I visited Indy, I was quite impressed with its downtown, which included multiple sports facilities, some cool neighborhoods and quite a bit of shopping, including a mall that spans multiple downtown buildings via skywalks.  The heart of Indy is the Soldiers' and Sailors' monument and Monument Circle in the middle of downtown.  And the Indianapolis flag plays tribute to that by representing the monument and the circle with the star and circle in the middle of the flag.  In addition, the four white stripes leading up to the circle represent the four main thoroughfares (East and West Market Streets and North and South Meridian Streets) that radiate outward from Monument Circle.  It's a simple but effective and neat tribute to a city that's a lot more cosmopolitan than many folks think or expect. 

7. Portland, OR (adopted 1969) - When you think of the Pacific Northwest, what colors pop into your
head?  Probably green for the lush hills and forests and blue for the numerous bodies of water and copious amounts of rain that cause the hills to be so lush.  As such, it makes perfect sense for those colors to be featured so prominently on Portland's flag.  Officially, the green background represents the forests of the city, the blue represents the Willamette and Columbia Rivers come together near Portland.  They threw in some yellow to represent the agriculture and commerce present in the area with a white, four pointed star to represent the city itself and its location amidst all of it.  All together, the green, blue, yellow and white make an appealing twist on the prototypical Nordic cross that appears on many flags.  The flags are frequently featured and waved at Portland Timbers MLS games and the teams colors are a nod to the flag's colors as well.

6. Chicago, IL (initially adopted 1917; additional stars added in 1933 and 1939) - The Windy City's flag is, at first glance, very simple and straightforward.  However, like all good flags, there is some
symbolism hidden within that simplicity.  The four red six-pointed stars represent historic events that have occurred during Chicago's history: its establishment as Fort Dearborn; the Great Fire of 1871; the first World's Fair to be held in Chicago (1893); and the second World's Fair to be held in Chicago (1933-34).  The two light blue lines above and below the stars represent the two branches of the Chicago River.  Bonus points for using a lighter shade of blue than is seen on most red, white and blue flags in the U.S. While some city flags are never seen or beyond being on a flag pole outside city hall, a bank or school, you see Chicago's flag often whenever you visit the city.  It's sold at gift shops and hawked by street vendors and used by Chicago natives all over the country to represent their home town.  A classic, simple yet symbolic flag, Chicago's flag is also less offensive than any Cubs or Blackhawks gear.  (I kid!)

5. Corpus Christi, TX (adopted 1955) - Texas is a big state with a huge population and a lot of big cities.  Whereas the state flag is one of the best in the country (as evidenced by its #3 ranking on my aforementioned state flag list), most of the city flags in Texas are lame.  Some red, some white, some
blue and a star in the middle.  Seriously, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Lubbock, Arlington, Plano and El Paso all have at least three of the four listed items in their flags.  One big Texas city, though, decided to mix it up and do something a little different: Corpus Christi.  While there's some blue on the flag, it's a lighter shade of blue, representing the waters of Corpus Christi Bay.  While there are stars on the flag, there are eight of them, all representing the city's eight major industries.  Best of all, there's a large seagull at the center of the flag, likewise paying tribute to the local beaches and shoreline.  It's a unique flag that stands out from the boring, boilerplate flags waving over most large cities in the Lone Star State. 

4. St. Petersburg, FL (adopted 1983) - The Tampa Bay metropolitan area is made up of a number of cities, the two largest of which are Tampa and St. Petersburg.  While those two cities are side-by-side and serve as anchors to the 18th largest metropolitan area in the U.S., they are light years apart in the
quality of their city flags.  While Tampa's flag is atrocious (more on that later), St. Pete's is terrific.  Full disclosure: I'm a sucker for pelicans.  When we take vacations to the beach, I love watching the pelicans glide just above the surface of the water and then fly and dive for food.  St. Pete's flag prominently displays a pelican at the center of its flag.  Behind the pelican are an array of horizontal color stripes, each representing  different aspects of life in St. Pete: red and orange for the sunshine and sunsets, green for land, blue for the waters of Tampa Bay and the Gulf of Mexico.  It's different, colorful and catchy, yet simple.  And, like I said, it has a pelican on it and pelicans are awesome and a great representation of the area where pelicans are endemic and where they often congregate.

3. Denver, CO (adopted 1926) - Colorado is a beautiful state and they've smartly stayed with one of the best license plates in the country: green and white outlines of mountains.  In the same vein, Denver's flag is a simple but very effective nod to the Rocky Mountains that rise just to the west of the city.  The
red and white zig zags represent the Rockies, while the blue and yellow represent the sun high in those brilliant blue Colorado skies.  Is it pretty basic? Yes.  It is kind of obvious?  Also yes.  However, the simple symbolism is what makes it so good.  My only beef is the use of red and white for the mountains rather than, say, green and white.  Nevertheless, Denver's flag is simple, clean and symbolic.  Everybody can tell at first glance what the graphic represents, which sets it apart from most city flags.

2. Phoenix, AZ (adopted 1990) - Prior to beginning this project, I had no idea that Phoenix had such a great flag.  There's not a lot to it and the flag is better for it.  It is simply a white phoenix on a maroon
background.  But the use of maroon sets it apart from most flags that stick with primary colors.  The stylized phoenix comes from the city's seal but rather than taking the whole seal and slapping it on the flag with the words "City of Phoenix" included, they wisely just took the graphic and reversed the colors.  One more bit of trivia on the choice of maroon for the color of the flag (and the city seal): in Greek, "phoenix" means purple.  So by using both the phoenix graphic and the maroon color, they are doubly playing tribute to the city's name and the legends surrounding the mythological bird. 

1. St. Louis, MO (adopted 1964) - Yeah, yeah, yeah.  This is a homer pick, right?  Maybe a little bit.  But considering that St. Louis's flag won the 2020 March Madness of Flags contest on Twitter as the best city flag in the world (beating out flags from Barbados, Stuttgart, and Yaroslavl Oblast in the Final Four), it makes sense that it tops our list of best city flags in the U.S.  The blue and while squiggly lines represent the confluence of the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers that occurs at St. Louis.  The yellow
bezant with the fleur-de-lis on it is a nod to St. Louis's French heritage and background of the city.  Over the past decade or so, the St. Louis flag has become a more prominent part of the St. Louis area landscape, appearing on hats and shirts available at stores all across the metro area.  It was also a prominent part of the symbolism used by the MLS-to-STL efforts to get St. Louis a new MLS expansion soccer team.  The flag is even included on the back inside collar of the jerseys worn by the St. Louis Blues.  St. Louis as a community suffers from a long and storied history of poor self esteem and self loathing, so its nice to know that we can at least boast that we have a great city flag.  (On the other hand, please don't bring up our unfortunate #1 rankings in the homicides and STDs.)

So, there you have our top city flags.  Now that we've seen the cities that have done a good job of developing top notch flags, now it is time to turn our attention to the cities the dropped the metaphorical ball and have lousy flags.  

WORST CITY FLAGS

10. Springfield, IL (adopted 1917) - Let's face it, Springfield is about as generic of a city name as you can get.  Virtually every state has one; there's a reason why "Springfield" was the city name used in The Simpsons.  So, if you're going to have a boring, too common city name, you should at least have a
unique flag.  Instead, Springfield, IL has this generic flag that looks like something designed by a middle schooler in an "Intro to Computer Design" class.  The stars aren't too bad, but what is up with including their generic font used for "Springfield Illinois" and why is there no comma between those two words?  Seriously, Springfield is the state capital and home to the Abraham Lincoln museum and library, as well as his tomb.  There are a variety of things unique to the city that COULD have been placed on their flag, instead of this rudimentary design.  The best possible design, though, would have been a line of mug shots of all of the Illinois governors who have subsequently done time in prison.

9. Springfield, MO (adopted 1938) - One state over - and about 4.5 hours to the southwest - is another Springfield that has another bad city flag.  Red, white and blue?  Check. Stars? Check? Needlessly including the city's name? Check.  And, like Springfield, Illinois, they elected to leave off the
comma between the city and the state.  Springfield has some cool nicknames ("Queen City of the Ozarks," "Birthplace of Route 66") so you'd think they could have come up with something better than this incredibly dull flag.  However, there may be hope on the horizon!  There has been a recent movement among Springfield residents to dump their current flag in place of something more unique.  Here's hoping that more creative minds prevail and they do just that!


8. New Haven, CT - The easiest and laziest way to design a city or a state flag is to take the seal of the city or state and slap it on a solid colored flag.  As discussed in my state flag blog post, a majority of states have taken that lazy - and boring - route.  Many cities have done the same.  But of all of the cities
to have done so, few have been so lazy as to do that along with an absence of colors.  That's right - New Haven's flag is just the city seal in black on a white flag.  It's the most basic and boring thing you can do.  From a distance, you probably wouldn't be able to tell if the replaced the flag with a Fruit of the Loom undershirt, label side out.  Even worse, the seal has a bunch of Latin words on it that have absolutely no meaning to anyone anymore.  As the home of Yale University and a city that's a stone's throw from Long Island Sound, you'd think some bright Ivy League minds could come up with something better than this.

7. Kansas City, MO (adopted 1992) - Over the past few years, I've spent a lot of time in Kansas City for work.  KCMO - yes it's in Missouri, despite what President Trump apparently thought after the Chief won the Super Bowl - has some very neat areas.  Country Club Plaza is a picturesque shopping and entertainment area while the Power & Light District has helped revive Kansas City's once sagging
downtown.  The city is known as the "City of Fountains" and rightly so, as it features an array of fountains all over the city.  So, incorporating said fountains on the city flag makes perfect sense.  And if they had just done that on some sort of colored background, they wouldn't be on this list.  But instead of sticking with something simple and classy, they had to junk it up with a bunch of words and the oh so predictable inclusion of red, white and blue.  Even worse, they couldn't even decide on which city slogan to use, so they threw "Heart of the Nation" on there in addition to "City of Fountains."  And then, because I guess they feared that people couldn't discern the city based upon those two hints, they went ahead and added "Kansas City Missouri" to the flag as well.  The result is a muddled mess instead of what could have been a great flag.  

6. Boston, MA (adopted 1917) - You could make the argument that this one is not a bad at New Haven's - since it at least has SOME color - and that they should be flipped.  However, I'm rating this one as WORSE than New Haven's because it's friggin' BOSTON, people!  Boston is one of the neatest,
most historic cities in the country.  It played an integral part in the early years of the country.  But instead of a flag that pays tribute to that legacy, we get the lazy "seal on a bedsheet" approach.  Even worse, it includes a bunch of Latin words that I'm pretty sure that no one from Southie understands.  I mean, you've got Paul Revere and Old North Church.  You've got Bunker Hill.  You've got the Boston Tea Party.  The U.S.S. Constitution.  The Charles River. You've got so many historic and important possibilities and this is the best they came up with? I do NOT like them apples!

5. Detroit, MI (adopted 1948; last modified 2000) - This is an example of a flag trying to do too much.  It has the city seal in the center.  The lower left panel (white with gold fleur-de-lis) is supposed to represent France, from where the city's original settlers hailed.  The upper right panel (red with gold
lions) is supposed to represent England, which controlled the city during the latter part of the 18th century.  I'm actually okay with those.  But then the other two quarter panels (upper left and lower right) and the thirteen stars and stripes representing the thirteen original colonies.  Of which Detroit wasn't a part.  So, that part doesn't make much sense.  Throw it all together and it just seems like a jumbled mess - like they put a bunch of symbols in a blender, hit start and then removed the lid.  The symbols flew out an hit the ceiling and that's what they ran with.

4. Cleveland, OH (adopted 1896) - Another rust belt city with a lousy flag.  As we've already established words, dates and slogans do not belong on flags.  Cleveland's flag unfortunately has all three, along with some random symbols that are supposed to represent the city's industry but the are
largely indiscernible without an explanation.  From a distance, it just looks like a red, white and blue flag with a bunch of jumbled gibberish in the middle. Similar to Kansas City's flag, it's too predictable and too cluttered.  Considering this is one of the oldest flags on our list, it's a little surprising that some enterprising mind or designer hasn't tried to come up with something better.  I'm not suggesting Chief Wahoo and the Cuyahoga River on fire, but pretty much anything else would be an upgrade over what they have now.

3. Tucson, AZ  (adopted 1953) - Whereas Phoenix did a city flag the right way - clean and simple, using a color not usually found on flags- Tucson, the second largest city in Arizona - went the opposite way.  Their flag is the oh so predictable city seal on a white flag...or the Southwest version of New Haven.  However, what makes this one worse is that the city seal is very busy.  On a stationary seal, it may work.  But on a flag, from a distance, it just looks like a muddled mess.  It's supposed to be a
contrast between the modern city with its skyscrapers and office buildings and the historic mission that served as the original foundation of the city.  But one half is black and white, while the other half is in color.  The two representations of the city or contained within the outline of a sun, which - for some reason has different rays on the "modern" part of the seal than on the "historic" part of the seal. Then they throw in a random rope that I guess is supposed to tie it altogether but just serves to throw another color and additional muddling to the logo in the center of the flag.  What the should have done is something simple but significant: a green Saguaro cactus next to a yellow or orange sun - a nod to nearby Saguaro National Park and the copious amounts of sun the area receives.  Put that on crimson flag and you'd have one of the best city flags out there, instead of this eyesore.

2. Milwaukee, WI (adopted 1954) - Holy cow, this flag is bad.  It has everything you DON'T want on a flag.  Words. Check.  Date. Check.  A whole bunch of symbols and pictures of random things. Check.  To make matters even worse, some of the items on the flag don't even exist anymore - like County
Stadium.  The designer tried to do waaaaay too much with the flag - pay tribute to Lake Michigan, the brewing industry, skyline, sports facilities, churches, and it ends up being a cluttered, muddled, mess.   To illustrate how ridiculous Milwaukee's flag is, here is the description of the flag on Wikipedia: "It displays symbols of Milwaukee on a medium blue background, with the city name below all the elements in Copperplate Gothic. In the center, a gear, representing industry, bears symbols of Milwaukee's identity and history. An Indian head, resembling the Milwaukee Braves logo at the time,[1] represents Native American origins. A flag with two stars, said to be a Civil War-era flag, may also represent a service flag.[3][4] A lamp symbol in the upper right was once associated with the Milwaukee City Library.[1] Below this is Milwaukee City Hall, representing government, which is flanked by abstract outlines of a church, housing, a factory, the Milwaukee Arena, and the former County Stadium (demolished in 2001) along a straight shoreline with waves representing Lake Michigan. The golden barley stalk on the left represents Milwaukee's brewing history, and the red ship with water symbolizes Milwaukee's status as a port city, with the 1846 date of city incorporation from the merger with Byron Kilbourn's Kilbourntown and Solomon Juneau's Juneautown on the flag's right vertically." Whew.  That's just a lot of mumbo jumbo explanation and when it takes that long to describe the supposed symbolism of your flag, it's easier just to admit that your flag blows.  Thankfully, many Milwaukeeans have realized their flag stinks and there has been a recent push to replace it with something simpler.  Here's hoping those more creative minds prevail.  In the interim, might I suggest the Brewers' MB ball-in-glove logo, the Bucks' deer head logo and a beer stein?  What would be a better representation of Milwaukee than that?  Although, let's be honest, almost ANYTHING is better than what they have now.

1. Tampa, FL (adopted 1930) - Those of you who were paying attention to my comments on St. Petersburg's flag were probably able to deduce that the flag of their neighbor, Tampa, would be ranked as the worst city flag. This flag is so terrible, I don't know where to start.  First of all, it's not a quadrilateral flag; it's almost more a pennant than a flag.  But that's not the bad part.  Just look at it!  It is supposed to hold all kinds of symbolism when, in reality, it looks more like a subway system map
than anything else.  Or, as one website put it, "this flag would make a great beach towel or a colorful cape for a Floridian super hero."  The red and gold section is supposed to represent Spain, while the green, white and red portion at the end is supposed to represent Italy.  The red, white and blue sections - and there are a bunch of them - are supposed to represent some combination of France, England and the USA.  It's like the vexillogical version of a DNA test that tells most of us that we're mutts that are a result of repeated crossbreeding over the centuries.  And, to top it off, they took the oh-so-predictable step of slapping the city seal in the middle, which features a random boat about which there is disagreement as to whether is represents a pirate ship or a tribute to one of its early pioneers, Henry Plant.  As I stated earlier, it looks more like a public transit map than anything else.  Compare the flag posted above with the diagrams below: the first is a map of the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) system in the San Francisco Bay Area.  The second is a
map of the MBTA subway system in Boston.  Tell me there aren't some similarities between these and Tampa's flag!  Whereas St. Petersburg makes the Tampa Bay area proud with a great, flag symbolism a bird native to the area, Tampa's flag is just a garish, colorful mess.  Going back to the earlier analysis that the flag would 
make a great cape for a Floridia super hero and given the penchant for crazy, oddball internet stories to inevitably begin with "Florida Man...", just think of the possibilities!  It
could be an adult version of Captain Underpants!  Given how terrible this flag is, it's not surprising that many Tampa residents don't even realize they have a flag and when they do, they hate it.  A 2019 article in the Tampa Bay Times reported that many longtime Tampa residents state that they "couldn't pick our flag out of a lineup" and that a whopping 92% of people who participated in a survey about the flag said they supported changing it.  When your flag is so bad that locals don't even know it exists and, once they do, they overwhelmingly want to change it, you know you have the very definition of a terrible flag.  As such, it should be no surprise that Tampa's flag ranks as my worst city flag.

There you have The Golden Rules's list of the best and worst city flags.  I hope you found it entertaining - and maybe even a little educational.

Thanks for reading!







Thursday, September 17, 2020

A Fortunate Son Looking Out My Back Door in Lodi to See Proud Mary

When people talk about the "Golden Age" of rock-n-roll, they are probably talking about the ten year span between the mid-1960s and the mid-1970s. Ask people to name bands from that era and you're likely to hear names like The Beatles and The Beach Boys, The Rolling Stones and The Who, Led Zeppelin and Eagles. But there's one influential and hugely successful band from that era that seems to have fallen out of the conversation of the iconic artists of the time. It's a band that performed at the iconic Woodstock Festival and holds the dubious distinction of having the most #2 singles (5) without ever having a #1 hit. In four short years - between 1968 and 1972 - this band sold more than 30 million copies of their albums and singles. In a span of just 3 years (1968-71), they had 10 Top 20 hits, including 9 that made it into the Top 10, with 7 of those reaching the Top 5. The band I'm referring to, of course, is Creedence Clearwater Revival. CCR, primarily the brainchild and outlet of lead singer, guitarist and primary songwriter John Fogerty, is a band that sounded different from everything else released in that era. Despite the fact that they hailed from California, they pioneered "swamp rock" and "Southern rock," singing songs about bayous and the Mississippi River. They produced searing political rockers like "Fortunate Son" while also producing introspective ballads like "Have You Ever Seen The Rain." They produced successful covers of songs by others ("Suzie Q" and "Heard It Through The Grapevine") while also producing hit songs that spawned successful covers of their own by others ("Proud Mary".) While they lacked the screaming fans of The Beatles or the longevity of The Rolling Stones, they still produced an incredible catalog of music that undoubtedly stands the test of time 50 years later. In honor of this underappreciated, uniquely American rock band, here is my list of the top 5 CCR songs: 

 5.) "Lookin' Out My Back Door" - Released in the summer of 1970, this trippy, country rock jammer features prominent Dobro amongst lyrics describing colorful, dream-like imagery. Similar to The Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," some surmised that the song was either about drugs or a product of their use. Fogerty, however, says that he wrote it for his then 3-year-old son and was partly inspired by a Dr. Seuss book. The song peaked at #2 in October 1970. Bonus points for name dropping Buck Owens, another trail blazing singer based in California. 

4.) "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" - The  release right after our #5 selection in January 1971, it's a ballad that asks "have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?" Taken at face value, it's a song about rain and weather. But its actually a metaphor for the dysfunction in the band and how the band's members were sad and depressed despite being hugely successful, wealthy and famous. Fogerty's aching vocals in the chorus are backed by a Rhodes piano that helps to emphasize the downcast nature of the song. It peaked at #8 on the Billboard charts in the spring of 1971. It's lyrics proved prescient as guitarist Tom Fogerty left the band shortly after the song's release and the band itself disbanded the following year. 

3.) "Lodi" - Of all of the songs CCR released, this wasn't one of their biggest hits, peaking at only #52 on the charts. It's certainly less well known than the band's other big hits, but it's always been a favorite of mine, as I've previously mentioned in other blog posts regarding my favorite lyrics. Whereas the meaning of the first two songs on this list can be open to interpretation, "Lodi" is a straightforward story song. Its lyrics tell of a singer stuck in a boring, middle-of-nowhere town, singing songs in bars in front of drunk people and unable to raise enough money to afford a bus or train fare to leave town. Hence the chorus "Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again." But it's the little things that elevate this song above the typical, run-of-the-mill "life on the road" songs - two little things, back-to-back, heading into the last verse. The first is a key change, adjusting it up a half note. The second is the searing lines "If I only had a dollar for every song I've sung/Every time I had to play while people sat there drunk..." It pulls the whole lyric and the whole visual picture they paint together. While John Fogerty escaped the fate of the character in the song, that lyric has always stuck with me and is one of the reasons this song makes the list ahead of some of their more well known tunes. Ironically - given the name dropping done in our #5 song above - this song has been covered by many other musicians, not the least of whom was none other than Buck Owens. 

2.) "Proud Mary" - Probably the band's most widely recognized song, "Proud Mary" peaked at #2 on the charts in March 1969. Fogerty's lyrics channel Mark Twain in describing life on a river boat and escaping from the dredge of a steady but boring job. The music, meanwhile, creates the chugging, train-like feel that propels the song forward. The driving tempo of the song is a perfect match for a song about life on a river. It's an amalgamation of rock and the blues and Southern music that is catchy and instantly recognizable. Even people who are unfamiliar with CCR can still probably sing along with the chorus of "Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river." The song was famously covered by Ike and Tina Turner in the early '70s, once again become a Top 5 hit, though this time as a soulful, funk classic. 

1.) "Fortunate Son" - Our top pick is a searing protest song that is every bit as relevant in the year 2020 as it was when it first hit the airwaves more than 50 years ago in the fall of 1969. While the song was obviously written and released in the shadow of Vietnam, the lyrics are incisive and broad enough to apply not just to that conflict but to any other situation in which people of wealth and privilege are able to avoid unpleasant things to which less fortunate people are subjected. The song has been featured in countless films, commercials, and video games, most famously in "Forrest Gump" when Forrest and Bubba arrive via helicopter to a war zone in South Vietnam. It's also been covered numerous times, by everyone from Bob Seger and U2 to Wyclef Jean to the Foo Fighters and Death Cab for Cutie. The most ironic use of the song, however, was during a Donald Trump campaign rally. Apparently, Trump and his minions (not surprisingly) misinterpreted the point of the song, seeing as how Trump is the very epitome of the titular character against which Fogerty rails. While many protest songs and songs written during the Vietnam era have not aged well, "Fortunate Son" is still as powerful today as it was the day it was written.

There you have it - my tribute to Creedence Clearwater Revival, a band established their own, unique sound and niche. Their music didn't sound like anything else at the time and, even decades later, it still has an unmistakably distinctive feel. Thanks for reading!

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Song Lyrics for These Times

There have been a lot of things going on in the world these past 3 or 4 months, from the Coronavirus pandemic and related quarantines and restrictions on activities, to the recent protests over racism and violence by police.  Rather than enthrall you with my take on these issues (which will probably come via another blog post soon), I thought I'd take a step back and some share song lyrics that I think are apropros to the situations we face these days.  Most of these are serious, but I've thrown a few humorous lyrics in as well.  I've always admired songwriters and lyricists who are so adept at saying what we oftentimes struggle to say, so consider this a tribute of sorts to these folks.  Here we go...
 
"The load is heavy and the road is long
And we've only begun to fight
We just can't give in, we just can't give up
We must go boldly into the darkness and be the light
...
When did the land of the free
Become the home of the afraid?
Afraid of the world, afraid of the truth
Afraid of each other
...
This ain't the country my grandfather fought for
But I still see the hate he fought against
Give rest to the tired, give mercy to the poor
Give warmth to the huddled masses
And I'll show you freedom"
- American Aquarium, "The World is on Fire"
 
"Don't stand so close to me"
- The Police, "Don't Stand So Close to Me"
 
"Why is there a rebel flag hanging from the state house walls?
Tired of hearing this shit about heritage not hate
Time to make the world a better place
Why must we hate one another?
Well, no matter what we gotta live together
Just that you don't look like me, tell me what do you see?
When we pass on the street, what do you want to see?"
- Hootie and the Blowfish, "Drowning"
 
"You lie so much you believe yourself
...
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand"
- Metallica, "Holier Than Thou"
 
"Down here we're still fighting for all the wrong reasons
Old men still defend these monuments to treason
To the right side of history we're always late
Still arguing the difference between heritage and hate"
- American Aquarium, "A Better South"
 
"I exploit you, still you love me."
- Living Colour, "Cult of Personality"
 
"When the last thing we notice is the color of skin,
And the first thing we look for is the beauty within
...
When we're free to love anyone we choose,
When this world's big enough for all different views"
-Garth Brooks, "We Shall Be Free"
 
"There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind"
-Buffalo Springfield, "For What It's Worth"
 
"Mind is a battlefield
All hope is gone
Trouble to the right and left
Whose side you're on?"
- Foo Fighters, "The Sky is a Neighborhood"
 
"And then a politician shows up promising that
He'll return the jobs that God himself could not bring back
...
Neither the left nor the right
Are gonna fight for folks stuck in between
The way things really are
In the American dream"
- American Aquarium, "Me + Mine (Lamentations)"
 
"Don't wanna be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America"
- Green Day, "American Idiot"
 
"America Street it's right nearby
Land of the free and the brave
And if we can't work and make some change
There won't be much of this land left to save"
- Edwin McCain, "America Street"
 
"There's too many men, too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go 'round
...
This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we're given
Use them and let's start trying
To make it a place worth living in"
- Genesis, "Land of Confusion"